WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
i’m not sure if my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense
when ur walking around with just one shoe
I think it’s so sweet when people remember lil things about me but I feel like such a creep when I remember things about people
If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.
an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could
This is what our teacher taught us on the last day of French class. Did I mention she’s awesome?
CH AraCTER ATTract ted to !! !!! MORe than ONE GENDER???????/ ? impoSsible. ARe they the homogay or the heterostraight IS THE ONLY